Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Reasons to #BookHavoc

10 reasons Progress Wrestling, @ThisIs_Progress, should book @JimmyHavoc #BookHavoc

#BookHavoc


#1 he bakes after match muffins for all wrestlers that are 100% gluten free


#2 he will give free manicures to those whose nails he inadvertently breaks whilst kicking crap out of them


#3 someone called Sean South says havoc will kill himself for our entertainment #deathmatch


#4 there will be more talking and tweeting in the third person


#5 I shall make it my mission in life to convince someone to get the little twitter icon pic of havoc tattooed on them. I have a victim in mind


#6 we can find out if he sounds like Bobcat Goldthwait when he played Zed in Police Academy (I think he does)


#7 I can imagine he is thoroughly entertaining


#8 Umm muffins, manicures, the next logical step is something about puffins. He will sponsor a puffin sanctuary (do these exist?)


#9 He is gonna turn up anyway we might as well give him some money for it, maybe as bribery to keep him under some kind of control


#10 He will owe us all big time for all this effort put into the #BookHavoc campaign


To find out what I am talking about if you don't know check out:
#BookHavoc
@ThisIs_Progress
@JimmyHavoc
All on twitter

Reasons 11-20
Reasons 21-30
Even Rikochet wants you to #BookHavoc

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